Why: Because if he's not helping with rent, he's not staying here.
The current attempt at catching Fievel involves my trash can, peanut butter, foil, and a ramp (into the trash can). This is not a joke. This contraption is currently assembled in my kitchen. Of course, I do think this is more effective than my plan to shame it into leaving by insulting it. It was not pretty. I actually felt the need to apologize for some of the things I said.
Post capture plan: GLADIATOR MICE!! - http://flimmr.passagen.se/movie/family_guy_gladiator_mice.action.